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JLC=JG/BB

umm...

By BrenPublished 11 months ago 1 min read

a bloke i know

from a place i go

said here’s a meal

and a show

i bet you didn't know

that

...

Jamie Lee Curtis is buffalo bill

( pause )

cannot unthink

cannot un-be

it is now imprinted

on everything i see

(yep its that music)

i saw a woman

in a car

at the lights

she looked like Jame Gumb

spotted a scruffy wino

in the gutter

half pissed

looked like Jame Gumb

a cute couple

hand in hand

eyes and hearts

both looked like Jame Gumb

mannequin in a store window

would you fuck me?

i'd fuck me

yep it looks like Jame Gumb

part of my mind

will always remain numb

Jamie Lee is BB

AND everyone

is Jame Gumb

and no amount of

Trading Places titty rewinds

can erase this from my many minds

Jamie Lee is BB

AND everyone

is Jame Gumb

For Fun

About the Creator

Bren

"It's just a token of my extreme!" - Frank Zappa

"Cause it's all in the heat of the moment It's all in the pain!!!" - Devin Townsend

Centre Stage with the wonderful Heather Hubler

I'm writing it out not acting in doubt!

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  • Andrew C McDonald11 months ago

    What a chilling thought. Lol. Creepily great little tale. I certainly don’t want to be in a place where everyone is Jame Gumb.

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