Jeenious
I Loved Fysics Class
In high school my best klass was Fysics
It’s a klass where I really exselled
My sekund best likely was Sivics
Tho eventualy I got exspelled
See, I sucked at kreativ righting
And was wurse in my poetree class
So the rime skeems I’m constently fighting
They have reely bin kicking my butt
So they sent to my fokes a bad leter
To exsplain what my ishooze about
It sed, “If he dozen’t get beter
Pleeze consider a diferint rout”
But the leter, I had interseptid
Then desided to right the reply
“All his ishoozes will soon be correktid
Cuz he’z kwite an intelijint guy”
Aparently it was reel telling
By the way I construktid my note
That because of my horible speling
That I shood have revued what I rote
I here that they found it amuzing
And suspeck this note’s not frum my fokes
“It appeers by the words yer suns choozing
He’z bin kleerly atempting a hokes”
About the Creator
Earl W. Pearl
I’ve been writing poetry (rhyming mostly) since about 2014 and have recently transitioned to writing novels and short stories. My poetry genres are faith, humor, social issues, politics, pretty much any subject matter.
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Day 4 of Quitting
If this is how sobriety feels, maybe it’s better to go through life a little buzzed… this, along with other hits like, I want to kill myself, I wish I was dead, and I’m going to throw myself off a bridge have been the only thoughts on rotation these past few days. I promise myself that if, in a month, I still feel like this (‘this’ meaning despondent, full of rage, and simultaneously numb) I can go back to smoking. Until mid-February though? Nicotine is off the table.
By sleepy drafts6 days ago in Longevity
Comments (2)
Earl - this is amazing. I'm going to start spelling issues as ishooze from now onwards. Such a fun way to write!
Sounds like something my boys might have tried!