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I "Owe" 250 Million Dollars On "MY" Underwear, And NOW I'm Wondering Who Can PAY My Bills ----------------------------------- 250 Million Dollar Underwear - Me Alone Has That - Life is Very Difficult For Some People !!

Who Can Buy Me Some New Under "wears" - I AM Going To Be Desperate Soon, Trust Me

By 365poetryPublished a day ago 1 min read
I "Owe" 250 Million Dollars On "MY" Underwear, And NOW I'm Wondering Who Can PAY My Bills ----------------------------------- 250 Million Dollar Underwear - Me Alone Has That - Life is Very Difficult For Some People !!
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So today right, I saw like a stain on a clothing ITEM !?

I'm thinking, I didn't wash it properly !?...

I'm known to be the worst person in LIFE, the WORST !!

That time of MONTH, that "specific" person - the seat that wasn't cleaned properly !!

Look I even have stories about the time I have "USED" tomatoes on the "crotch" area - trust "MARY" needs help sometimes.......

Anyway !!!

I went, I sat down - I thought, I know for a FACT !...

I didn't actually have running water for "900" days NOW !?

900 days, my 40-year-old child - and now I'm struggling to find the problem - I surely created !!

Next week, this article of clothing - will be unrecognizable - BLACK !

Completely BLACK, anyway - I'm feeling depressed, wouldn't you !

  • The things we do for LOVE, utter embarri"sing" LOVE !!!!
  • The things we do for LOVE, utter embarri "sing" LOVE !!!!
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  • SAMURAI SAM AND WILD DRAGONSabout 20 hours ago

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