I Bought Myself a Al Man to day
No dirty undies or socks on the floor he is the man for me

I Bought Myself a Al Man to day
I bought myself an Al Man today,
Tall, dark, with a jaw like clay.
He never argues, never strays,
Just stands there looking fine all day.
He doesn’t snore, doesn’t complain,
Loves my jokes, won’t call me insane.
No messy socks, no dirty dishes,
Just fulfils my wildest wishes.
He runs me baths, he rubs my feet,
Tells me daily, “Girl, you’re sweet.”
No ex to stalk, no past to fear,
Just a man who’s always here.
But late last night, I sat and thought,
Is love like this what I had sought?
A man so perfect, yet so tame.
No fire, no flaws, no passionate game.
So I turned him off and set him free,
Guess I’ll need a real man for me.
About the Creator
Marie381Uk
I've been writing poetry since the age of fourteen. With pen in hand, I wander through realms unseen. The pen holds power; ink reveals hidden thoughts. A poet may speak truth or weave a tale. You decide. Let pen and ink capture your mind❤️

Comments (3)
Not like a real man 🙈
Like our emotions, humans are messy and flawed. I think the most human part of us is to exchange love despite those imperfections.
Wow I love this poet