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I Bought Myself a Al Man to day

No dirty undies or socks on the floor he is the man for me

By Marie381Uk Published 12 months ago Updated 12 months ago 1 min read
By George’s Girl 2025

I Bought Myself a Al Man to day

I bought myself an Al Man today,

Tall, dark, with a jaw like clay.

He never argues, never strays,

Just stands there looking fine all day.

He doesn’t snore, doesn’t complain,

Loves my jokes, won’t call me insane.

No messy socks, no dirty dishes,

Just fulfils my wildest wishes.

He runs me baths, he rubs my feet,

Tells me daily, “Girl, you’re sweet.”

No ex to stalk, no past to fear,

Just a man who’s always here.

But late last night, I sat and thought,

Is love like this what I had sought?

A man so perfect, yet so tame.

No fire, no flaws, no passionate game.

So I turned him off and set him free,

Guess I’ll need a real man for me.

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About the Creator

Marie381Uk

I've been writing poetry since the age of fourteen. With pen in hand, I wander through realms unseen. The pen holds power; ink reveals hidden thoughts. A poet may speak truth or weave a tale. You decide. Let pen and ink capture your mind❤️

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  • Anthony Dunn 12 months ago

    Not like a real man 🙈

  • Amber Allehoff12 months ago

    Like our emotions, humans are messy and flawed. I think the most human part of us is to exchange love despite those imperfections.

  • Pure Crown12 months ago

    Wow I love this poet

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