I Beat It

ever since that day

that i found out

i could make my dick hard

i beat it, really beat it

i showed em at all school one time

just a bit before lunch

whipped out my pecker

and rubbed it a bunch

i beat it just beat it

now i wanna repeat it

and i wanna beat it woo

i won a fight with my penis

i beat it

flogging my log

choking my chicken

giving myself

a real good hand dicking

i beat it still beat it

i beat it, really beat it

jerkin the gherkin

making the tracky dack lizard spew

mrs palmer and the daughters

are gonna get the screw

now i’m a registered

serial sex offender

i gotta go to court again next month

got busted having a pull at the cinema

and got dobbed in by some cunts

i beat it they saw me beat it woo

and now i’m going to prison

there gonna wanna make me pay

i’ve tried to explain

to the other prisoners nicely

i tried to tell them i’m not gay

but they beat me woo

really beat me

all the prisoners want a handy

and they all want one straight away

they want me to beat it

Spoken: “or they’ll kill me in the shower block with a sharpened toothbrush handle when the corrupt guard leaves after receiving an earlier agreed upon secret signal”

beat it………sob

just beat it!