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Hydraulic Jack

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By Andrew C McDonaldPublished about a year ago β€’ 1 min read

Bought an android girl

Asked her to lend me a hand

Nice hydraulic jack

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Inspired as a comical response to Marie381UK’s tale…

This was accidentally entered into the Holiday Hearth story contest. Lol. Please, instead look at my tale Dog Treats for that entry;

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About the Creator

Andrew C McDonald

Andrew McDonald was a 911 dispatcher for 30 yrs with a B.S. in Math (1985). He served as an Army officer 1985 to 1992, honorably exiting a captain.

https://www.amazon.com/Killing-Keys-Andrew-C-McDonald-ebook/dp/B07VM843XL?ref_=ast_author_dp

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  • Esala Gunathilakeabout a year ago

    Good job! Lol.

  • Marie381Uk about a year ago

    Omg you so funny lol I like this lolπŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†β™¦οΈ

  • Hahahahahahahhahahaa that was a good one!

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