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How to Avoid Getting Robbed

A.H. Mittelman

By Alex H Mittelman Published 3 years ago 1 min read
How to Avoid Getting Robbed
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Dear people trying to avoid getting robbed,

Today was supposed to be a good day.

Today I went for a walk. I saw a guy who followed me around the block. I told him to eat some chalk. He said no and pulled out a Glock. I shouted and out of the bushes flew a flock. I took my fist and threw a hard sock. He fell to the ground, the crock. I chained him up with a lock. He said it was a prank for Tic Tok. I said pranks on you buddy, you shouldn’t have knocked. I walked away laughing, because I rock!

The moral of the letter is, always be prepared to defend yourself. Don’t be fooled by a renegade Tic Tok loving prankster trouble making Elf.

Yours truly,

Alex

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About the Creator

Alex H Mittelman

I love writing and just finished my first novel. Writing since I was nine. I’m on the autism spectrum but that doesn’t stop me! If you like my stories, click the heart, leave a comment. Link to book: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CQZVM6WJ

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  • Dharrsheena Raja Segarran3 years ago

    Lol, this made me laugh so much!

  • Perfect piece for the challenge ❤️😉💯📝

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