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My friend Cathy, met the jolly green giant
When she did, he acted defiant
He enjoyed whipping up cream
At the risk of sounding obscene
When getting off, he is self reliant
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Comments (8)
Cathy met a strange man His green member wasn't so grand After he blew out her back She's got ten green snot-nosed brats So, he's taken to using his hands
Cathy! Hahahahahahahahaha! This was hilarious!
What a way with a phrase you have Kelli.
So shockingly lonely & sad, my friend. So now we know the name of this vegetable master: Bates. (Shades of "Downton Abbey"?)
Well, that'll fertilize the valley. Apparently it's a good way to be jolly, too.
Is his name “Two Socks?” 😂
Bahahaha. This is great. Thanks for the shout-out. You wanna come babysit my snot-kids?
I love this! Fantastic! Getting off, lol!