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Hinky Pinky

My Gal Sal

By Mother CombsPublished 2 years ago 1 min read

Hinky Pinky

My gal Sal Tinky

Eats chocolate by the pound

My, is she very round

Hinky Pinky

She sure can be stinky

When she eats bratwurst

I don't know what is worst

Hinky Pinky

She found a slinky

Down the stairs, it was sent

By the 5th step, it was bent

Hinky Pinky

My gal eats a Twinkie

She's already eaten all in the house

There's not even enough for a mouse

Hinky Pinky

My gal is kinky

When she uses whipped cream

It always makes her scream

Hinky Pinky

I sure look dinky

when I sit beside my gal Sal

My name is Hal

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About the Creator

Mother Combs

Come near, sit a spell, and listen to tales of old as I sit and rock by my fire. I'll serve you some cocoa and cookies as I tell you of the time long gone by when your Greats-greats once lived.

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  • Dharrsheena Raja Segarran2 years ago

    Hahahahaha this made me laugh! 🤣🤣🤣

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