Hey, you!
calling out the doom scroll
Hey, you! Yeah, you.
I know what you've been doing.
Scrolling on Vocal Media for the past 20 minutes like it's your 9-5.
Yeah, I get it! You wanna be a supportive commenter! It can't hurt.
But they took the most supportive commenter off the leaderboard! So what are you doing?
You know you have laundry that's in the dryer that you haven't taken out because you don't wanna fold it. And those dishes that are in the sink, aren't gonna clean themselves!
Take a break from some doom scrolling for a second and start doing the things that are gonna make you hate yourself a lil less.
Go on!
Git!
You can come back after you make supper and get yourself a nice glass a wine (or shit, some juice even) and into your pjs. You got this.
See you after those clothes are folded.
And maybe once the bathroom is cleaned, too.
(You know it's nasty.)
Cya
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About the Creator
Belle
I host unofficial challenges and enjoy writing microfiction and poetry.
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Comments (3)
Oops, guilty as charged. But I manage to finish whatever chores I have hehehehe
Jokes on you! I already stressed cleaned everything and now I'm sitting out watching the rain 😂 (ignore the fact that I haven't eaten yet today I'm sure it's fine)
It is sad that commenting was seen as a way to make money. I think the spam comments are dropping off though