Hello, You Can Call Me Zach!

Hello!

You can call me Zach

before we begin I would

like to establish some facts

Primarily,

I will be scribing poetry

intended to make you

laugh, ponder, and clap

or if lucky make you yell

"oh snap!" at whatever

screen you currently occupy

Secondly,

I do not plan to deceive or lie

grifting is too complicated &

I would rather get by writing

poetry

Here are a few fun facts about me:

I love sharks but have yet to be bitten

by one

I believe I am partially Irish due to always

burning in the sun

I enjoy cooking and not starting a fire

in the oven

(though I am known to set off the fire alarm)

I am happily married and have no plans

to get divorced

I enjoy being silly as you will come to see

through my writing loosely defined as poetry

Finally,

I hope to brighten your day with poetry

produced by my silly brain that somehow

has not caused my wife to go insane

Not that it matters

but I am also lactose intolerant

dairy is devil-sent.

I look forward to getting to know

you more

Ratatouille is the best Pixar movie

poem adjourned.