Hear Ye, Hear Ye

Hear ye, Hear ye.

Can anybody hear me?

Can anybody cheer me?

Can he cheer me? Can she cheer me? Can we cheer me?

We can't cheer ye, he can't cheer ye, she can't cheer ye

But I can hear ye.

Ye can hear me?

Si, I can hear ye.

Can ye spear me?

Spear ye?

Si, ye hear me, I said can ye spear me?

Oui, I can spear ye, but only if I can see ye.

See me?

Si, see ye.

Ye may see me, but ye wouldn't want to be me.

Not if ye was going to spear me, or see me, or hear me, or cheer me

Oui, oui, si, si

I certainly would not want to be ye

Nor would ye, want to be me

I hear ye, I hear ye