Happy National Sandwich month
August is national sandwich month
This month being celebrated as the month of sandwiches
I could not think of a better gift to you
Than to offer you this delectable, delicious vermin treat
A namkeen tidbit so utterly delicious
It shall titillate your tastebuds and ruin your day
May it enhance your marvelous delightful palate
May the maggots and cockroaches be a delight
May the green ooze and goo elate and thrill
May you be transported to 'Rotten Sandwich Heaven'
Where joyfully, rotten sandwiches all go to die
May you be blissfully enraptured
Euphorically and happily elated
May you never look at another sandwich the same
Ever again!
Happy National Sandwich month to everyone
May all your sandwich dreams come true!
OOOOOOH! YUMMY!
SOOOO Yummy!
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Novel Allen
You can only become truly accomplished at something you love. (Maya Angelou). Genuine accomplishment is not about financial gain, but about dedicating oneself to activities that bring joy and fulfillment.
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Comments (10)
Expert words for a rotten sandwich 😂
I hope not to see that one on a menu anytime soon!!! Good work!!! 🤪
Supercute poem! Boy! That picture is something else! Yuck! LOL😂
I lost my appetite. Thank you! LOL! A fun poem, nonetheless.
Wow, they really have a celebration for everything. I've never heard of National Sandwich Month. I think I prefer the pretty high tea sandwiches to the gross maggot infested ones.
lol. ewww
💚🤢- Mom I don't feel so good.
Lol 😂 here I was thinking it was a delicious gourmet sandwich poem 😁😂🥰
Argh!!!!!! 🤢 Trying to eat here! C’mon! Just kidding. 😆 May u have a happy sandwich day everyday! 😆
I'll only go to Rotten Sandwich Heaven if you come with you too! Lol! Loved your poem!