Haikuuuuuuu
A transitional dystopian parody
(Let’s all sing along, now.)
Haiku…Haiku there’s lots of work to do.
The Challenge is done, my brains a mess
Natures bounty’s we caressed
Haiku…Haiku, Haiku….
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Haiku…Haiku, there’s lots of work to do.
Seventeen syllables, no more, no less
Vocal judges will seek the best.
Haiku…Haiku Haiku…
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Haiku…Haiku, there’s lots of work to do.
Cutting words carved poetry crests
Can’t sleep, can’t think, we need our rest.
Haiku… haiku, haiku…
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Haiku…haiku, there’s lots of work to do.
Round three, you say, I pray you jest.
Creators I beg you, please resist.
Haiku… haiku, haiku…
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Haiku…Haiku, it’s time to close up shoppe.
A lonely, longing, woman waits,
her dystopian world you must create.
Dystop… dystop, dystop, dystop.
“Ugggg. Nevermind. That sounded dark and evil.
Torture is it? Times change quick here.
It’s off to work with ya, before you lose your other eye.”
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About the Creator
J. S. Wade
Since reading Tolkien in Middle school, I have been fascinated with creating, reading, and hearing art through story’s and music. I am a perpetual student of writing and life.
J. S. Wade owns all work contained here.
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Comments (28)
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This is awesome. It's rare I come across a haiku that makes me laugh. Thanks for the great read!
Outstanding work and someone finally made me laugh! Thank you, keep up the jolly work Scott, I loved this!
very great work!!!!!
lol "Times change quick here."
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Love it! Lol, I can relate to the stress, as I would need to write/find a lot of poetry in my senior year of high school for my creative writing class. My sixth-grade class is where I was introduced to haikus, though and I think I wrote the winning poem for that challenge (for a Hershey bar, haha).
Hahaiku…hahaiku!!! Well, aren’t we clever too!? Hats off to you!!! And may the best dwarves win!
Loved this! Clever and fun!
Aha! This is great.
Well done and thanks for the ear worm!
Ace!
Oh that is great. The magical mind of Wade
🤣🤣🤣 Love it! ❤️
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Yayyy! congrats on the top story.
Congrats on your Top Story , well deserved
Ohhh this was excellent Scott
Fun and creepy at the same time! Love it.
Love this! I was singing the tune in my head 😅😍 It's true: my head is a mess and I'm way behind on brainstorming for the dystopian challenge!
Lol! 🧟♀️👀
Haha this is great
Outstanding!!
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