There once was an erotic granny
She loved cocks and got into rocks
If you left her alone with a polished stone
She slipped it up in her cranny
About the Creator
Harper Lewis
I'm a weirdo nerd who’s extremely subversive. I like rocks, incense, and witchy stuff. Intrusive rhyme bothers me. Some of my fiction might have provoked divorce proceedings in another state.😈
MA English literature, College of Charleston
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Not quite a limerick. Check the form... But you still made me laugh!