Gillian Anderson and I
With all the juicy stuff redacted!
My dream begins with me lying in a strange bed,
So many thoughts are running through my head,
Someone is beside me - naked, hot and wet
Both of us are caked in a fresh layer of sweat.
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When I looked to the side, who did I see?
It was Ms Gillian Anderson in bed with me
I hope it was a night full of hot, sexy passion
As my dream only started after the action.
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When finally Ms Anderson stretched and came too
There was no time for a cuddle or even round two
Out of the fire door, I had to make my escape
As the paparazzi and their cameras laid in wait.
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This is my first entry into the Full Moon Challenge. I did actually have a weird dream when I woke to find I was having some kind of illicit affair with Gillian Anderson. It still makes me laugh that my brain did not concoct any actual sex and focused more on the aftermath and trying to evade the paparazzi because of Ms Anderson's reputation etc.
Interestingly it is not the only weird dream that I've had involving celebrities. Look out for a second entry about a dream I had where I was Richard Gere. Yes, you read that right...
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Comments (9)
Richard Gere, eh? Was this An Officer and a Gentleman or Pretty Woman? Do you think writers are prone to have strange dreams? I once had one about David Duchovny...no, I'm lying. Sorry.
Omg.. this made me giggle like a kid! 😆 we all love Gillian. You comments at the end are even funnier. I’m trying to find an old piece of yours to plagiarise! Jokes.. but somehow ended up here instead. I need to step away from the iPad!
I constantly have dreams about Will Smith. I don't know why. This was funny and well written 😂
This is brilliant! I tend to have a lot of celebrity guest stars in my dreams, although so far the most erotic one has been Orlando Bloom feeding me lots and lots of bread (which I mentioned in my entry to the challenge too 😅)
This is so great! It’s got all the elements of a good dream - steam, excitement, fun! Wonderful job with the poetry!!
That was fun. Well done.
Lol, this made me chuckle!
Oh, good one!! Light-hearted, steamy and fun! Great work :)
I like this a lot! I think I’ve had the same dream, on more then one occasion!!!