Friendzoned

I don’t know why everyone says falling in love is easy

Because every woman I chat to says I’m cheesy

Every woman I’ve known only sees me as a friend

Either that or she thinks that I’m not straight, I’m bent

Every time I try to get close to her, she tells me about her ex

The amazing times they had together and the fucking great sex

Can’t she see that when she’s speaking, I’m getting vexed

Why doesn’t she see me like that, maybe because I don’t have his pecs?

I want to get close to her and touch her hair

But she tells me I’m her bestie, it’s not fucking fair

Her beautiful brown eyes, all day I could stare

Fuck it, I’m telling her, put away my fear

I’m going to get her tonight no matter what

Take her on a date to her favourite spot

So I pull up the car and tell her we need to talk

She says we’ll talk later lets first go for a walk

Walking beside her I take her hand

She pulls away and asks ‘are you mad?’

I tell her I am and I love everything about her right

She tells me she just fucked her ex and is doing the same tonight.