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A Sales Pitch Sonnet

By Charles RixPublished 3 years ago Updated 3 years ago 1 min read

To whom it may concern at Nabisco:

Congratulations on all your success,

but I think it’s important you should know

that I can turn your ~better~ into ~best~.

You know how Ritz Bits does their little thing

of making full-sized Ritz and PB small?

Well - brace yourself - because I’d like to bring

attention to your next profit windfall.

Just do the same thing with your Cheese Nips brand —

slap two together bonded by PB.

Then package those bad boys to market and

you’ll have a mini version of Toast Chee.

I thank you for your time and hope you’ll fix

your business model. Sincerely, Charles Rix

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Charles Rix

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