Food for Thought
A Sales Pitch Sonnet
By Charles RixPublished 3 years ago • Updated 3 years ago • 1 min read

To whom it may concern at Nabisco:
Congratulations on all your success,
but I think it’s important you should know
that I can turn your ~better~ into ~best~.
You know how Ritz Bits does their little thing
of making full-sized Ritz and PB small?
Well - brace yourself - because I’d like to bring
attention to your next profit windfall.
Just do the same thing with your Cheese Nips brand —
slap two together bonded by PB.
Then package those bad boys to market and
you’ll have a mini version of Toast Chee.
I thank you for your time and hope you’ll fix
your business model. Sincerely, Charles Rix



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