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Expendable Alibis

It's never my fault!: Senryu

By Lamar WigginsPublished 2 years ago 1 min read
Expendable Alibis
Photo by Joshua Olsen on Unsplash

first day on the job,

ten minutes late because I

trusted google maps

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Thank you for stopping by 🤩!

humor

About the Creator

Lamar Wiggins

Creative writer in the Northeast US who loves the paranormal, mystery, true crime, horror, humor, fantasy and poetry.

"Life is Love Experienced" -LW

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  • Randy Wayne Jellison-Knock2 years ago

    We call her "Priscilla, Queen of the Destination". She's great, but when she's off there's no persuading her otherwise.

  • Cathy holmes2 years ago

    Oh yeah. Good one. 🤣

  • I would have started crying! Lol! My anxiety always makes sure I'm early for everything. Even being on time makes me feel so terrible. I would die if I was late, that too on my first day of work 🤣🤣🤣 I loved your Senryu!

  • Christine Meush2 years ago

    I always get hit with the "route recalculating" 🤦‍♀️ Loved it!

  • Kristen Balyeat2 years ago

    Story👏🏽of👏🏽my👏🏽life!!!! “In 600 feet make a u-turn” Good one, Lamar!! 😂

  • Donna Renee2 years ago

    Hahaha every time 🤣🤣

  • ARC2 years ago

    smh 😂💙

  • Mackenzie Davis2 years ago

    I feel this. Late always, commutes suck and Google Maps even more so. Maps in general... Great one!

  • J. S. Wade2 years ago

    Yes. After a restless night. Rising early. Steady and ready to be early. Boom !! 🤣

  • Haha 😂 This is the Truth- Now I use my Street Smarts lol…💯👍

  • Lol I've made that mistake too and have been late!

  • Tiffany Gordon2 years ago

    Fabulous!

  • Mother Combs2 years ago

    Oh, good lawd, I hate that. Everyone. Everyone looks at you and you know what they are thinking.

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