Dr. Stiffy

had to attend the clinic

for a pre-colonoscopy screening

when the Doctor told me the details

i nearly ran out screaming

he eventually calmed me down

and asked when i was able

to drop my daks

and hop up on the table

he put on a nitrile glove

and liberally applied the lube

and i say liberally

he used near half a tube

he told me it's

perfectly normal

that i may feel

the need to piss

he told me it's perfectly normal

to get an erection

during a procedure

such as this

so there i was knees up to my chest

with his finger right up my foo foo

i told him i didn't have an erection

and he replied "No, but i do!"