Dip fries in your shake

you’re lucky I like blondes, man

You’re getting on my damn nerves

You like to dip my fries in your shake

I don’t like soggy fries

But you make them look so tasty

You and your stupid ass

Always taking advantage of my kindness

And dipping into me

Late at night

With your creamy milk shake

It’s overflowing, overwhelming

You call me your favorite snack, you whisper those strange, sweet nothings in my mouth as I crave your creamy taste

All the best crispy fries, and no burnt bits, you say, and I pull your legs over my shoulders,

Spilling your vanilla over my chocolate,

And you still soak me

In your frosty, nasty mess,

And damn it, I’m starting to really like blondes

And dipping my fries in your shake

Cause we make a tasty duo, don’t we?

Just don’t fall in love, Shake,

Because I already fell for you.