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Delivery Please

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By Kristen BalyeatPublished 3 years ago 1 min read
Delivery Please
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Spent tons of money at the grocery store

But all the food I bought is a bore...

I want a burger with cheese,

Delivery please-

Don’t bother ringing- just leave at the door.

fact or fiction

About the Creator

Kristen Balyeat

Words fly to me on the wind, bump into me as I'm strolling the city, splash me in the face while I rest by the river, and shake me awake in the middle of the night—I’m humbly one of the vessels they use to come to life.

Also, i love you:)

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  • Test3 years ago

    Story of my life

  • Dana Stewart3 years ago

    Sounds about right, lol. Nice one!

  • Dana Crandell3 years ago

    There's something familiar about this scenario. 😂 Nicely done!

  • Mo Darasi3 years ago

    😂😂 so relatable. I have no idea how much food simply expired, just because I do grocery shopping and then end up ordering food anyway 😅

  • Heather Hubler3 years ago

    LOL, isn't that the truth!!! Perfectly stated. Well done :)

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