Distracting, unexpected erections
It's a common disruption
Stiffening when in public places
The theatre, doctor's, bus, dentist's and
Right before you answer the door
Aching in jeans
Chafing in briefs
There's no end to the embarrassing situations
I can't be on my own, suffering from
One of the oldest problems, with
No way to end these distracting unwanted erections!
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I feel this is quite self-explanatory.
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Paul Stewart
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Comments (9)
Oh, my, my, my, my..., the memories. Is that why we call them "the good ole days?" I remember distinctly having such a development in the front of my English class in junior high. The contortions I went through in my attempts to conceal it.
Dear Paul ~ 'D.U.E.' to your Vivid-Discourse ~ at my age - it would be a 'Pleasant Distraction' in of itself - * Thank both you and your 'Wife' Ruth for the Lovely comment from 'Dear Dad" Jay Jay Kantor, Chatsworth, California 'Senior' Vocal Author - Vocal Author Community -
'I hope you enjoyed this!' Who wouldn't enjoy an erection, especially just before "The Pull of the Forest"?
That escalated quickly. π€£This gave me a good laugh!
Hahaha. You dick!
Hahahahahaha. Sorry that was mean but I couldn't help myself! And I love Ruth's response! π€£π€£π€£π€£
Hahaha this gives me Lonely Island vibes.
awkward dude - lol!
Yes. Well. Ok. π±π€β€οΈπ