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D.A.P.(Dry Ass Pussy)

A parody to WAP

By Ginger SnapsPublished 5 years ago 2 min read

Dust bunny meat

Seven days a week

You got that dry ass pussy

Make his sex drive delete!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

You could neva take my crown with that dry ass pussy

Why you wanna try his life with that dry ass pussy

Turned his smile into a frown with that dry ass pussy

KY Jelly or Astro glide wont help bitch, just don't deny

He could throw up in it, wouldn't change a thing

When the sex is over he starts to sing

Your pussy is dry like cotton mouth

When he does get in it he can't get out

Punani named nightmare mirage

I Wanna Park a Zephyrhills truck! Right in your sandy garage!

Put some Vaseline on that tampon string

The dryness is so surprising!

Girl you cook and you clean but I don't know how you keep that ring!

Don't hate me chick cause I'm a slip n' slide

While you standing there like dry cow hide

Sun baked leather bitch, you little salty witch

It's not my fault you got a chalky ditch

To get it wet would take a pussy hacker

He needs some Ginger-ale after that saltine cracker

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust

Your time of the month must be like pussy rust

Sit there and pout miss pussy drought

When you change your panties you see pussy grout

Might as well do anal with that dry ass pussy

You fossilized his cock with that dry ass pussy

Start a fire with the tinder from your dry ass pussy!

You will never ever have my papaya

You got saw dust pussy, it don't get any dryer

Like Egyptian toast, with crust that makes him cough

Bone dry clay that rubs his dick skin off

Papyrus pussy makes them boys cry

Dehydrated oatmeal pussy, it's the driest dry

It's like McMurdo Valley, where it never rains

Every time he attempts to fuck you all he feels is pain

You need a garden hose right up ya hole

Limestone pussy is out of control

If he close his eyes its like rubbing coal

How did it get so fuckin waterproof.

Like an arid dessert and that's the truth

No compromise, I'm here to testify

She is a thirsty girl, even her throat is dry

Parched tree bark lives in between them dry ass thighs

Its fuckin tasteless too like 30 day old fries.

You might as well do anal with that dry ass pussy

You fossilized his cock with your dry ass pussy

Start a fire with the tinder from your dry ass pussy

You could never take my crown with that dry ass pussy

Why you wanna try his life with that dry ass pussy

Turned his smile into a frown with that dry ass pussy

I said you might as well do anal with that dry ass pussy

You fuckin fossilized his cock with your dry ass pussy

Go start a fire with the tinder from your dry ass pussy

performance poetry

About the Creator

Ginger Snaps

Owner of Allwedesire.com

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