Corporealitiness
Three-Word Haiku (Apologies to Paul and Gerard)
Note: I discovered the three-word challenge shared between Paul Stewart and Gerard DiLeo and felt I had to share my two (three?) cents.
Gentlemen, if I have overstepped with this, please let me know. My thoughts were racing and that combined with general fatigue allowed this to come out.
Apologies, folks...
-K.D.
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Hypochondriac!
Valetudinarian!
Biophobia?
Paul's Entry:
Gerard's Work:
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Comments (11)
Lol, Great entry! Thank you for the laugh, Kendall.
This was both "whimsical" and cerebral!! Great work here Kendall!! Are you near the end of your semester yet?? I know the teacher fatigue is setting in hard for me as I lean on my coping mechanisms more, lately. 🍺 Hope you're weathering the storm alright!
Another great piece of work!
What the crap! Pure genius wrapped in...I don't know what. Where is this challenge, I have just the word. Very hahahahaha funny.
LOL...Kendall I love how your brain works and your sense of humour! And by all means, the more the merrier. You did not overstep the mark, only because you came up with such an incredible, telling and hilarious piece! Well done, sir!
This was funny
Oooo, valetudinarian and biophobia, those are new words for me! Loved your Haiku!
You made me laugh out loud, Kendall. The bear is a hoot!
OK, upping the ante: https://shopping-feedback.today/poets/fit-enough%3C/span%3E%3C/span%3E%3C/span%3E%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E%3C/div%3E%3C/div%3E%3C/div%3E%3Cdiv class="css-w4qknv-Replies">
Bravo!
ugh now i'm sucked into this....I blame paul! Great entry.