Conniptions

I suffer my fits with aplomb,

Unapologetically, cataleptically numb.

Supinely copacetic,

I project the kinetic,

Giving up the depravity,

What Earthbound lemmings call gravity.

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They fall in line;

But mainly they fall, in time

And follow Newton off the cliffs.

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I condemn those pathetic

Fools fearing the frenetic

And convulsions outrageous

That make me courageous,

So I willingly drop flat

At the drop of a hat.

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There's no resistance

When I cease with desistance

Ignoring skeptic epileptics.

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Medical reasoning fails

All my posturing entails.

I connipt away annoyingly

To ruin parties destroyingly:

"He's no fun, he fell right over

And shook and twitched and produced an odor."

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It's the ictally way I am;

Don't anatomically give a damn:

The best way to end relationships.

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