Coming Back In

I still remember how things went the Tuesday I came out

My friends all thought I’d lost my mind for taking such a route

My chances with the ladies were like zip to pretty thin

Now suddenly they’re digging me, so Wednesday I’m back in

The one I really wanted just transitioned to a man

So this is when my plans to be a woman had began

A snip snip here, a tuck tuck there, how bad can all this be

Who cares if in the future I sit down when I go pee

But then I learned she did it cos her lover boy was gay

You know, I think the way I am is how I’d better stay