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Why?

"Why what?'

Why you tripping.

Here we go:

You still there?

"Yes."

Bruh.

bruh?

So you mad I called you "bruh"

"Nigga Absolutely"

Ok.

Yea.

Bet.

"So you want to fight.?"

lmfaoo.

tittiez.

"You saw my hair too.?"

No.

"Good that shit was fucked up!"

Lol.

"I Don't see shit funny."

You not looking hard enough.

"Aw, thank you."

You are very welcome.

*Click*

DID I LIE!!??

About? Because see, you, I only speak English.

Not stuttering.

wait,

why you yelling.

"yelling"

Yes, yelling.

My bad big dawg,

Day drinking,

Open.

ok.

"You know how to cook.?"

"Is that a question.?"

no.

Closed.

"Good, now where were we?"

I do not know I was to busy eating.

Do not get lazy.

"Fuck you"

When.?

"Never, that food was trash."

But you ate it.

"Not all of it."

Not the point.

"Facts, you want a cookie.?"

Already got one.

"Well leave then!"

Did that too.

"But did you though.? Definitely could have fooled me."

Yea whatever.

"I did a cartwheel the other day."

"Did you hear me.?"

Ayyy.!

"All you had to say was you did not care."

But I said: "Ayyy.!"

"Same Shit."

Oooo someone is angry.

"Not even."

ok so why you cursing.

"Because I can, Move around."

Yea whatever and stop slamming shit.

What was that about over there.?

"I do not know that man and I had that shit on."

Mhm.