Chocolate Money

Oh I have an evil plan

to takeover the Universe

To an Alien I’d show something grand

And yet it is so perverse

I’d invite them over

And set them down

I’d say to the rover

you I will astound

I’d serve with that Debonair flare

Vanilla ice cream and chocolate sauce

I’d bring to them a chocolate eclair

And chocolate candy made at Heaven’s loss

Chocolate milk and chocolate cake

A chocolate bar and a s’more

Chocolate brownies and and a chocolate shake

How much more could they endure

A chocolate Easter rabbit to them I’d slip

Plus, a decadent chocolate moose

Cookies with big chunks of chocolate chips

Oh the things that I would produce

And when in intestinal deficiency

They cry That’s enough

I’ll Show them the recipes

Of even more chocolate stuff

When Gorged on so much chocolate so fine

I would look to them and say

Which of these would your planet find

They must have to make their day