Where's the Glory?
In breaking news, rehabilitated Republican Senator Johnnie Johnson (Pronouns: HE, HIM, HIS) called a press conference from the Men’s room of the New Orleans Louis Armstrong International Airport, Concourse B, across from the Ignatius Reilly’s Lucky Dog stand. The Senator had just returned from a sexual reorientation rehabilitation program in Memphis, TN after being publically disgraced at a Buckee’s Truckstop restroom soliciting sex from an undercover cop three months ago. He is a founding member of the Reformed Christians for Christ, a conservative, pro-family and ex-gay advocacy group. In the spirit of being reborn, Senator Johnson invited reporters to marvel at his plans for a major remodeling of airport bathrooms.
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Delightfully delicious… I can feel the warmth.
This is the perfect entry for the challenge. A small source of heat. This transported me back to winter days as a child, coming in from sledding and having mom hand me a warm cup of cocoa. Cupping it my hands and breathing in the sweet warmth, feeling the hot liquid seep through my veins with every careful sip. Absolutely brilliant.
Good grief, Rachel. Boy did you get maximum emotional resonance from 17 syllables! Stunning haiku! Good luck on the challenge!
One of those winter delights it is so easy to take for granted, given fresh sweetness by your haiku!
Well-wrought, Rachel, on both Haiku!
Ah, now I have to make one cup of hot chocolate for myself. Loved your haiku Rachel ❤️
I love hot chocolate too! Not enough cold for it here in Tbilisi, though, but I am not complaining at all.
Mmmm, sooo yummy hehehehehe