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Chesty McVestfuck

an old boss, a cold boss!

By BrenPublished 3 years ago Updated 3 years ago 1 min read

Chesty was a little facist cunt

that would prowl the site most days

he’d be there at nights if they had the lights

casting his contemptuous narrow gaze

and god forbid should that gaze fall on you

and that he should see a minor infraction

you’d swear the gates of hell opened up

by his over dramatized reaction

RM William’s shit kickers

constantly covered in mud

out of his depth and out of his mind

but mostly out for blood

Hi-Viz fuckin everything

lit the place up bright

but no smile ever crossed his face

as he went looking for a fight

Chesty Fuckin McVestfuck

kept every single one of us on our toes

where and when he'd pop up next

god only fuckin knows

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About the Creator

Bren

"It's just a token of my extreme!" - Frank Zappa

"Cause it's all in the heat of the moment It's all in the pain!!!" - Devin Townsend

Centre Stage with the wonderful Heather Hubler

I'm writing it out not acting in doubt!

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  • Kendall Defoe 3 years ago

    Hard day at work? 😬

  • Heather Hubler3 years ago

    I think I worked for a Chesty. Same thoughts on her as well. Loved it!

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