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Captain Stinky Pants

Pirates in the Playroom

By Heather PattonPublished 3 years ago 1 min read

A mother and son played pirates at sea,

With a parry, a thrust, and an argh matey.

But as the game wore on,

Her nose caught a pong,

And she cried, "Captain Stinky Pants, we must change thee!"

childrens poetry

About the Creator

Heather Patton

I can usually be found reading a book, anything from SciFi / Fantasy Adventures to Paranormal Romance. I love writing, DMing a small tabletop D&D gaming group, and playing video games with my husband and two sons.

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