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CAN’T BELIEVE IT

By Haychie_Artist

By Haychie_ArtistPublished 2 months ago 3 min read
CAN’T BELIEVE IT
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Certain things In life just see It

Circus full of clowns go be IT

Can’t be choosing for their show

Take your time…. Nice and slow

What I say I know I mean It

What I’ve witnessed can’t believe It

Found a beat I’ll take a go

Showing you I’ll let you know

Can’t believe I don’t like liars

I’m the Boss you’re bad suppliers

Is that how you do your job?

You define me as a knob

You’re the door and I’m the mat

Step on you deserve a slap

Don’t be coming up by lying…

You’re the bubble I’m the rap

What you showed we know you’re cap

And you saw I wore a hat

Kinda chilly should be flying….

Back to home I second that

Cos I’m young you thought was cool?

Showed your colleagues that a fool

That you are you fully checked me….

Then I took you back to school

Had my drip I had no tool

Way I dressed UK will drool

Way your colleague kinda decked we….

Had the clip GoPro had jewel

But you’re short for man not good

Wearing specs and eat some food

Like a wet wipe how you’re built Is….

Funny If I say not rude

That’s the truth like raised In hood

Wore no tracksuits but my hood

Was at home I dressed up killed this….

From UK a swag we’re good

Sneaky man you are embarrassment

No assessment needed judgement

How you lie like out the blue

Was I fly I’m high sky blue

But you waffled so much nonsense

Made no sense like chilling tense

I could scare you with a boo

Clean your nose or have It blew

Let me pass that’s what you did

Checked my I.D. Look like kid

That’s my photo from ‘16 so….

Time It took I’ll bring my lid

Evil man oh God forbid

What you showed a show you did

Can’t be making up your torso….

Kinda small I’ll have you Flip (Lil)

Spoke to you In English slang

Born as Cockney London twang

That Is East you thought was foreign….

Slapped you back the truth went bang

What you said you showed a man

People like you dodgy plan

How your lives be are you Karen?….

Find a job that suits you and

Pushing 60’s make a plan

Muttered ‘KUTTA’ nasty man

Can’t be acting I’m the victim….

I remained so calm like damn

But I spoke the truth old man

Can’t be hating youngers and

Call the feds you thought they nick him.

Check the camera Innocent man

Feds came slowly waste of time

Show you put the staff were mime

Way your colleague silly grabbed him….

Not so cool but wrote a rhyme

Over what? Go drink your Prime

Different country stand your line

In the UK yeah we flagged him….

And we visit and they dine

Food Is good don’t know the crime

Urine luck the piss cor blime

Kinda smelly KLM that….

They are known as dirty grime

Had white cherry yeah sublime

Like my fruits with lemon lime

Ate my Cookies with my brown hat….

Left a mark we have the dime

Kinda close to board the plane

Seconds later went Insane

Made a scene you lying scumbag….

Made the plane to wait so plain

Stupid fool you got a brain?

Maybe use It so you gain

Basic skills and knowledge dirtbag….

Watch your tone delete your main

One day maybe you will learn prick

Cos your tooth Is bad It needs pick

Karma Is my best of friends

Cos we raised up In the ends

Take this as a lesson nitwit

Next time see you have a toothpick

Repping up the River Thames

East of London and It stems

Certain things In life just see It

Circus full of clowns go be IT

Can’t be choosing for their show

Take your time…. Nice and slow

What I say I know I mean It

What I’ve witnessed can’t believe It

Found a beat I’ll take a go

Showing you I’ll let you know

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About the Creator

Haychie_Artist

If You’re Having A Bad Day…. It’s Okay

Don’t Be Shy…. My Rhymes Will Deffo Put A Smile On Your Face 🤗

Voice For The Voiceless….

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  • Dianamill2 months ago

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