Certain things In life just see It
Circus full of clowns go be IT
Can’t be choosing for their show
Take your time…. Nice and slow
What I say I know I mean It
What I’ve witnessed can’t believe It
Found a beat I’ll take a go
Showing you I’ll let you know
Can’t believe I don’t like liars
I’m the Boss you’re bad suppliers
Is that how you do your job?
You define me as a knob
You’re the door and I’m the mat
Step on you deserve a slap
Don’t be coming up by lying…
You’re the bubble I’m the rap
What you showed we know you’re cap
And you saw I wore a hat
Kinda chilly should be flying….
Back to home I second that
Cos I’m young you thought was cool?
Showed your colleagues that a fool
That you are you fully checked me….
Then I took you back to school
Had my drip I had no tool
Way I dressed UK will drool
Way your colleague kinda decked we….
Had the clip GoPro had jewel
But you’re short for man not good
Wearing specs and eat some food
Like a wet wipe how you’re built Is….
Funny If I say not rude
That’s the truth like raised In hood
Wore no tracksuits but my hood
Was at home I dressed up killed this….
From UK a swag we’re good
Sneaky man you are embarrassment
No assessment needed judgement
How you lie like out the blue
Was I fly I’m high sky blue
But you waffled so much nonsense
Made no sense like chilling tense
I could scare you with a boo
Clean your nose or have It blew
Let me pass that’s what you did
Checked my I.D. Look like kid
That’s my photo from ‘16 so….
Time It took I’ll bring my lid
Evil man oh God forbid
What you showed a show you did
Can’t be making up your torso….
Kinda small I’ll have you Flip (Lil)
Spoke to you In English slang
Born as Cockney London twang
That Is East you thought was foreign….
Slapped you back the truth went bang
What you said you showed a man
People like you dodgy plan
How your lives be are you Karen?….
Find a job that suits you and
Pushing 60’s make a plan
Muttered ‘KUTTA’ nasty man
Can’t be acting I’m the victim….
I remained so calm like damn
But I spoke the truth old man
Can’t be hating youngers and
Call the feds you thought they nick him.
Check the camera Innocent man
Feds came slowly waste of time
Show you put the staff were mime
Way your colleague silly grabbed him….
Not so cool but wrote a rhyme
Over what? Go drink your Prime
Different country stand your line
In the UK yeah we flagged him….
And we visit and they dine
Food Is good don’t know the crime
Urine luck the piss cor blime
Kinda smelly KLM that….
They are known as dirty grime
Had white cherry yeah sublime
Like my fruits with lemon lime
Ate my Cookies with my brown hat….
Left a mark we have the dime
Kinda close to board the plane
Seconds later went Insane
Made a scene you lying scumbag….
Made the plane to wait so plain
Stupid fool you got a brain?
Maybe use It so you gain
Basic skills and knowledge dirtbag….
Watch your tone delete your main
One day maybe you will learn prick
Cos your tooth Is bad It needs pick
Karma Is my best of friends
Cos we raised up In the ends
Take this as a lesson nitwit
Next time see you have a toothpick
Repping up the River Thames
East of London and It stems
Certain things In life just see It
Circus full of clowns go be IT
Can’t be choosing for their show
Take your time…. Nice and slow
What I say I know I mean It
What I’ve witnessed can’t believe It
Found a beat I’ll take a go
Showing you I’ll let you know
About the Creator
Haychie_Artist
If You’re Having A Bad Day…. It’s Okay
Don’t Be Shy…. My Rhymes Will Deffo Put A Smile On Your Face 🤗
Voice For The Voiceless….



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