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Bum
How often have I seen your bum?
We should count the days we have been together
Then calculate mornings and nights
And bath times
And shower times
And special you and me times
And taking off your clothes times
And cups of tea at night times
And visiting the toilet times
And turning the TV over times
And fetching medication times
And bringing glasses of water times
And turning off the light times
And then those extra bum out times.
How often have I seen your bum?
About the Creator
Alyson Smith
Writer & Artist with Level I Autism & a whole lot of Bipolar. Based in Newcastle- upon - Tyne, works as an administrator in a Nursing Home. MA in Creative Writing.

Comments (1)
Oh, this is just lovely! Each example is relatable, realistic and/or cute, then the second to last line about "extra bum out times" pulls at the heart. This feels like a celebration of real connection.