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Bum

A poem I had forgot about....

By Alyson Smith Published 10 months ago 1 min read
Bum
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Bum

How often have I seen your bum?

We should count the days we have been together

Then calculate mornings and nights

And bath times

And shower times

And special you and me times

And taking off your clothes times

And cups of tea at night times

And visiting the toilet times

And turning the TV over times

And fetching medication times

And bringing glasses of water times

And turning off the light times

And then those extra bum out times.

How often have I seen your bum?

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About the Creator

Alyson Smith

Writer & Artist with Level I Autism & a whole lot of Bipolar. Based in Newcastle- upon - Tyne, works as an administrator in a Nursing Home. MA in Creative Writing.

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  • Amber Allehoff10 months ago

    Oh, this is just lovely! Each example is relatable, realistic and/or cute, then the second to last line about "extra bum out times" pulls at the heart. This feels like a celebration of real connection.

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