Bring on the clowns

Dear voter attention sit up and take note

Of this public announcement for next time you vote

Instead of a candidate choice when you poll

We'll give you an ice cream and free sausage roll

Or sweeties and cake and a big bag of chips

Cup of tea beer or a cocktail to sip

Who wants to hear speeches political guff

We know that you hate all that boring old stuff

Forget all your worries of war and disease

No one can fix it forget all that please

And focus on what we can really do best

Catchy quick soundbites that couldn't mean less

Like make it all great again that will get votes

Deport all the foreigners stop all the boats

No men wearing dresses or other perversions

Forget education it’s just a diversion

Those TV news readers who spread doom and gloom

Will be banished and punished locked out of the room

Smarty pants lawyers who think they can stop

Our latest reforms will be given the chop

Our leaders will all wear a funny red nose

And clown costumes just to cheer up all of those

Grumpy old moaners who hate to admit

We were right all along to just not give a shit

So please do take note that your new polling station

Will be set up to cater for your recreation

With dancing and side shows ‘twill be such a hoot

Lots of free food and a pudding to boot

Dear voter its time to forget all you knew

A fun new democracy's coming to you