Blinky Billed

So there i was

at the zoo one day

minding

my own affairs

mildly aroused

by the leaf eating antics

of a couple

of koala

bears

i was hypnotised

by their furry little bums

as they nibbled

a eucalyptus

treat

i couldn't keep

my hand out of my pants

so

i started

to beat

my meat

as they gorged

their native dinner

i stroked

like a

hellbound sinner

it was hand

to gland

combat

and i

was going

to be

the winner

as they neared the end

of their evening repast

i........

was "approaching the bend"

way too fast

i slowed and conceded

the release that i needed

was probably one

that i would

want to last

in a post dinner stupor

they sat there all dazed

i was flogging it

loony like

mad,

wank stunned

and crazed

and suffice it to say

to this very day

i'm banned from the zoo

and

marsupials

at play