Blanket Interview

Interviewee: I’m here for the job.

Employer: I took the liberty of doing a background check . Please have a seat, take the load off those pretty feet.

Employer: Can you cook, clean, do a list?

Interviewee: I thought the job is for a receptionist.

Employer: Can you manage a house and kids, replenish what’s low, including the fridge?

Interviewee: Yes, I can. Type 60 wpm, work a printing machine called IBM. Do payroll, hire with background check, bookkeeping, plan parties, setup meetings what’s next.

Employer: Can you host an event, decorate for the occasion?

Interviewee: I can put on a show, at your discretion. How soon can I start?

Employer: Right away.

Interviewee: Great! Here is a copy of my resume.

Employer: One more thing we need to clear, a commitment for spousal, partnership, sign here.

Employer: If you look inside the desk, you will see, keys- for a new Bentley

Interviewee: Outside for me? I don’t know what to say!

Employer: Say yes, you will marry me.

YES! - okay

Employer: your ring my dear, you have the keys, address to your new home, in the packet See you at five for orientation.

Employer: We need to plan our future, the children and making millions..