Best Times

I have never shot a bow and arrow,

A paintball gun or even a real gun before in my life.

My partner, he took me, It was the biggest THRILL of my life,

now I definitely see all the HYPE.

He surprised me when we pulled up to the range, I put on the ear muffs,

and BANG, the kick back for a small gun had caught me by surprise,

Shooting the bow was fun, I could not hit the target at all,

I still to pretend I am as good as the girl off of "The Hunger Games",

But I know I couldn't save anyone.

Best was when we went camping,

We geared up to shoot each other with paintball guns,

And holy crap, it was fun, I felt the power.

Funny thing was, I haven't been camping since I was a kid,

Early morning, he came with me so I could go pee,

Now, my partner, he loves me, but he was so mean,

As I am down and squatting, trying to go, he yells "BEAR!",

I am trying to run with my pants below my knees,

he falls to the ground, laughing at me.

These memories are the new and best favorite times of my life,

The mean the most to me