💊 Ayurvedic vs Allopathic vs Homeopathic Friends – Hilarious Yet True!🧠

👬 “The Prescription of Friendship” 🩺

By Prabal TR PRO

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There are 3 kinds of friends, so true,

Each plays a role, just like you.

They’re not in scrubs, they don’t prescribe—

But man, oh man, they match the vibe! 😄

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🌿 1️⃣ The Wellness Trend Friend (Formerly Ayurvedic)

Sweet as honey, zen and light,

Everything’s calm, and feels just right.

Sips green tea, chants daily mantras,

Shares you memes and yoga tantras. 🧘‍♀️

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They love to vibe, spread peace and shine,

But vanish when you're in a bind.

“Balance your energy,” they’ll say…

While chaos takes your roof away! 🌪️

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They'll post quotes like: "Trust the flow,"

As your real problems overflow.

Nice for brunch and Insta clicks—

But not much help when life gets sick! 🫖

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💊 2️⃣ The Allopathic Hustler

This friend shows up, fast and loud,

Fixes things and draws a crowd.

Always active, always bold,

Takes the lead, won't be told. 🕶️

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But… every help comes with a fee,

They’ll drain your peace like therapy.

They’ll patch your cracks, inject some hope,

Then leave you tangled in their rope. 🧵

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They're your warrior when skies go gray—

But leave wreckage after the fray.

A dose of speed, a bolt of power,

Then ghost you in your weakest hour! 🫠

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🌼 3️⃣ The Homoeo Hero

Gentle, silent, always near,

Whispers comfort in your ear.

They don’t brag, they never boast,

But they’re the ones who love you most. 🥹

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They'll sit beside you, hold your hand,

Without the need to make a stand.

No drama, no shiny shows,

Just steady warmth when the cold wind blows.

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But what do we do? We scroll them by—

Chase the noise, and let them cry.

They give, they care, they never stray,

While we ignore them every day. 🕰️

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🎯 The Moral Dose:

Check your tribe, it’s worth the scan—

Who's real, who's hype, who's part of your plan?

Friendships, like meds, need to be right—

For comfort in day and courage at night. 🌙

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Skip the sugar, skip the sting,

Choose the ones who truly bring

Not just words or likes or cheer—

But love that stays year after year. ❤️

📝 Poet’s Note

"Friendship is the ultimate therapy. Some offer thrill, some offer pills, but the rarest ones offer presence — the kind that doesn’t need Wi-Fi or filters. Celebrate those who stay. That’s the real wellness we all need." 💖