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Asshole-Squared

An Acrostic Sonnet

By Patrick M. OhanaPublished about a year ago 1 min read
Chicago Asshole Flag by Topher McCulloch (CC BY 2.0) on Flickr

Another strike after another stroke

Surpassing every asshole veering Left

Surprising every asshole going broke

Hunger anguish following wealthy theft

O the Right is as bad from North to South

Lassoing the unborn to live in Hell

Every asshole is proud with open mouth

Seeing dumbbells as if they could foretell

QAnon assholes wander on all fours

Understanding everything wrong is right

Assholes want to bring back the dinosaurs

Remembering humans were always white

Elephants roam far away from assholes

Deeming them undemocratic black holes

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Asshole-cubed, really!

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Denis Leary - Asshole

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About the Creator

Patrick M. Ohana

A medical writer who reads and writes fiction and some nonfiction, although the latter may appear at times like the former. Most of my pieces (over 2,200) are or will be available on Shakespeare's Shoes.

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  • Kendall Defoe about a year ago

    The square root of nimrods? ;)

  • ReadShakurrabout a year ago

    Love this

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