This is just for fun.... REPEAT: This is just for fun. No juxtapositions were harmed in the making of this extremely bad poetry.
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Look! Up in the sky!
It's a pickle riding a yo-yo
Opps, you missed it,
oh my oh my..
--
Today is a day of jokes
and mis-direction, a day
you can trick someone just
by clever voice inflection.
--
Look! It's a flying toad!
Oh no there's water rushing
out of your commode!
--
And what about calling up
someone and asking if their
refrigerator is running?
That always gets a laugh
when one is funning..
--
Now you're wondering if
'funning' is actually
a word? It is! I don't
joke about writing, that
would be absurd!
--
My brother used to
ask me "what is that
on your shirt?"
and then he'd plink
my nose, he was such a
little squirt.
--
And April is also
National Poetry Month
which works out very
well because I can
write about both
events while I eat
some cale. (joking
I hate cale but I needed
a rhyme)
--
Look! Sam Harty uses
Forced Rhymes......Sometimes!
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Thanks for reading this silliness! -Sam
About the Creator
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Sam Harty is a poet of raw truth and quiet rebellion. Author of Lost Love Volumes I & II and The Lost Little Series, her work confronts heartbreak, trauma, and survival with fierce honesty and lyrical depth. Where to find me
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Comments (6)
Oh my my! That's a great joyful piece to enjoy reading...very well written...😉🥰
Well there you go, I didn't know "funning" was a word.
Veery nice, Sam. I smiled the whoel way though. "while I eat some cale. (joking I hate cale but I needed a rhyme)" Rhyming is a bit like that sometimes. You sit there and run through the alphabet trying to find a word 😉😉
too funny
I am deeply offended by this and must cancel my subscription to your page.
Sam, this was so cute and silly!!