An Ode to Danny's Bidet 🚽🍻✨
A Floridian Irish Drinking Song ☘️
Oh, it’s true what they say, he swears by his ‘Bum Bum’ spray,
In a world that’s gone mad, it’s the one thing that’s grand!
With a sparkle and gleam, it’s Danny’s grand dream,
Here’s to Danny, and his magic bidet!
Raise your glass, sing it loud,
Danny’s arse—he’s so proud!
In the land of the free, the cleanest you’ll see,
Here’s to Danny’s beloved bidet!
When the world’s feeling rough, and the times are too tough,
He laughs at the mess, ’cause his throne is spot,—less!
With a splash and a spray, he’ll stay fresh all the day,
Here’s to Danny, and his magic bidet!
So gather around, in this fine little town,
Tell tales of the man with the cleanest behind.
An asshole that was earnest and honest and kind,
And to Danny, and his magic sparkling bidet!
About the Creator
L.K. Rolan
L.K studied Literature in college. She lives with her handsome, bearded boyfriend Tom and their two cats.
They all enjoy cups of Earl Grey tea together, while working on new stories and planning adventures for the years ahead.
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Comments (6)
Unique with a much-needed humorous focus!
lol, I so thought I commented last night!! This is too stinking funny! Love it!
I enjoyed the playful tone and creative rhymes. Thank you for sharing such an entertaining piece
Haha, this is a hilarious and lively ode! You've really turned something simple into a legend! Danny and his bidet are truly the heroes of this tale, keeping things clean in the most epic way. Cheers to that sparkling throne!
Lol, this world is really weird sometimes...
Hahahahahahahhahahahaha omgggg this was soooo funnyyyyyy!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣