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Ample behinds

Freedom in the nude, the hunt for the most Poetically incorrect/correct tuchus, Poetry of the hunt.

By Novel AllenPublished 3 months ago 1 min read
Ample behinds
Photo by EVREN AYDIN on Unsplash

The museum offered a hefty prize, for a pic of the worthiest, most winsome painting of an ass (Pardon my French)

The hunt was on for the most attractive behind painted for their next display upon the hallowed, very pricy walls

Ah, but the church bells tolled the hour, while inspired artists gathered -

Ready to pit creative talent against their opponent's versatility with paint, brush, charcoal and pencil

Oh, what a feast for the eyes and senses this would be - I fairly blushed

Many a lovely bum could be seen on frightful immodest model-ed pear -shaped rears

Grinning away were they...for surely, it was a joy to get naked for all the world to see

Nathaniel posed his Adonis-like ample backside by the sacred chapel door

Suzanna stood - nary a scarf nor even a hanky over her voluptuousness

Cheryl leaned like a proud lioness, teats pointed and on unabashed display

Augustine's butt was a wonder to see - Maud, Pierre, Tatum and Starr

Along with the whole group, painted away furiously, relaxed and at ease

Nameless savants painted pompously 'pon easels made of solid gold

I watched in fascination the model's lack of inhibition and reticence

Venust was Adonis in his penile pride, it made me quite jealous of their casual laze

Ever so boldly, I too shucked my bodily coverings, joining in the hunt

Really feeling pulchritudinous and a bit diffidently beautiful - why not

Side by side with Adonis I stood, feeling quite like the Goddess Venus

Amazingly, everyone just kept right on painting, as if all was right with the world

Really, my backside was nothing like Adonis', yet no one complained

Yes, I freed my derriere'd buttocks and no one batted an eyelid!!!

Let them add me to the hunt, though I shall not win, matters not

Who can compete with Adonis and Athena, and who even cares

The joy is found in the happy beating of my heart! And the naked hunt.

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Novel Allen

You can only become truly accomplished at something you love. (Maya Angelou). Genuine accomplishment is not about financial gain, but about dedicating oneself to activities that bring joy and fulfillment.

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  • Antoni De'Leon3 months ago

    Heh heh, behinds, makes one blush. A different view of things, pun intended,

  • Imola Tóth3 months ago

    So many butts and shapes :D This was fun and a unique idea.

  • Kendall Defoe 3 months ago

    Well said! New word: callypygian (adjective: having round ir shapely buttocks).

  • Mariann Carroll3 months ago

    I dont know if I can paint of sculpture anyone's naked body. This is a unique take if the Challenge.

  • Tiffany Gordon3 months ago

    Cute stuff Novel! ☺️

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