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Take me to Your Leader

By Mother CombsPublished 2 years ago 1 min read

Sit, Hooman

Listen well

I’m here to take control

Of this poor pathetic

Excuse of a planet

You call home

So you will take me to your leader

That I may finish my mission

And go home

To be celebrated

A hero among my kind

Tell me where to find your leader

The one they call the Milk Man.

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Mother Combs

Come near, sit a spell, and listen to tales of old as I sit and rock by my fire. I'll serve you some cocoa and cookies as I tell you of the time long gone by when your Greats-greats once lived.

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  • Randy Wayne Jellison-Knock2 years ago

    Yes, Mother, milk it for all it's worth! Every cat I've ever known.

  • Tressa Rose2 years ago

    Hooman... loved that 🤣

  • Hannah Moore2 years ago

    Awe, poor kitty is not going to have success taking over the world as long as he priorities milk.

  • Hahahahahhahahaa the milk man!! I so was not expecting that!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Ruby Red2 years ago

    Yep. The council of Milk Men, Camera Men and...cats. Uh uh. Loved this and I desperately want to *boop* the invasion kitty there :)

  • Cathy holmes2 years ago

    Haha. That was great. 🤣

  • Gerard DiLeo2 years ago

    Ha! You got me. Bravo.

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