Another random drop because I don’t have nothing to say
Just trying to increase my audience and hope they stay
So here is another useless poem to read
Will this increase my views? I don’t know we’ll see.
Most people posts three poems a day
My brain don’t work that way
I wonder how much they getting paid
Are y’all poems already premade?
Anyways I wonder how many people can relate to this one
Some of these creators blow my mind
I probably still wouldn’t had over 1000 posts even if I started in 1999
This is not a roast to any creators
No, I’m not a hater
Just inspired by y’all works
This poem makes my brain hurts
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If you read this one, I am so sorry. Thanks for reading. Hope you are having a wonderful day.
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Hey, I'm Emily! Thanks for reading. Hope you read something that inspires you. Or something that you find relatable.
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Comments (3)
I like this! Love the rhymes and simplicity of it and so relatable!
Thanks for sharing it.
My brain feels fine! And I like this one!