Where's the Glory?
In breaking news, rehabilitated Republican Senator Johnnie Johnson (Pronouns: HE, HIM, HIS) called a press conference from the Men’s room of the New Orleans Louis Armstrong International Airport, Concourse B, across from the Ignatius Reilly’s Lucky Dog stand. The Senator had just returned from a sexual reorientation rehabilitation program in Memphis, TN after being publically disgraced at a Buckee’s Truckstop restroom soliciting sex from an undercover cop three months ago. He is a founding member of the Reformed Christians for Christ, a conservative, pro-family and ex-gay advocacy group. In the spirit of being reborn, Senator Johnson invited reporters to marvel at his plans for a major remodeling of airport bathrooms.
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Beautiful sky-ku… it would be an amazing sensation but I am too unco to survive the experience, so I make do with body surfing🙃.
A terrifying hobby indeed!! Nicely done, Liam!!
I like the juxtaposition of gliding effortlessly while hanging for dear life. The mental image made me smile.
My fear of heights could never, lol. Loved your poem!
Yasss love this one 🔥🔥🔥