1.
The week starts with a Moanday.
CHORUS
O what a week! o what a week!
Sometimes eventful, sometimes bleak!
2.
Tewsday follows in its steps.
CHORUS
3.
Whensday is the day we question:
Ah, how much longer? Also,
Our (v/s)anity sometimes.
CHORUS
4.
Thirstday is when our mouth craves watering.
CHORUS
5.
Fryday, yay, small fry — big dreams!
CHORUS
6.
Satireday! are ya satiated? are ya satisfied
And singing along?
CHORUS
7. Sounday!
[Guitar riff]
BRIDGE
1.
The week starts with a Moanday... whoosh!
OUTRO
O what a week! you sneak,
You peek into our lives.
I am so weak, I am so meek.
It starts, it passes and eventually ends up in archives!
Archives, archives!
Archives archives!
Archives!
About the Creator
Let's Don't Do This
"I just can't do this anymore..." "Do what?" What can't you do? Put gas in your own car? I swear to God you make me take care of everything, don't you? You know I'm on my way to work right now but that never stops you from bothering me, does it?"
By Shirley Belk7 days ago in Fiction
Comments (4)
Hahahaha! I loved your nutty but poetic song lyrics. I read the chorus again as instructed for maximum impact! “small fry — big dreams!” 😒😜🤣🤣 Always love to read one of your fresh and amusing pieces. Hope you are travelling well on your side of the world? Please tick ✅ Yes, No, Maybe?
I fucking died laughing at the suspension bridge comic!!! I can feel the suspense!! 🤣
Omg, this is the best thing I've read all week!
Came as a relief to archive the week after the suspension bridge! Which was hilarious.