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A is for Antoinette

An alphabetal log

By MJ ShanardPublished 5 years ago 1 min read

A is for Antoinette who assumed Acordynia.

B is for Barry who bemoaned the Botulism.

C is for Caroline who croaked in the Car.

D is for Daisy who died at the Dentist.

E is for Eddie who experienced Electrocution.

F is for Faye who forfeited to Freezing.

G is for Gabriel who got Geographic Tongue.

H is for Helen who harbored a Hookworm.

I is for Ira who irritated an Iguana.

J is for Jacquelin who was jilted by the Jury.

K is for Kaden who was killed by a Kittens.

L is for Lauren who was languished in Liposuction.

M is for Mason who was mauled by a Moose.

N is for Nettie who was nipped by Nettles.

O is for Oren who was offed by Outlaws.

P is for Penelope who picked the wrong Poison.

Q is for Quinn who was quitted by Quinsy.

R is for Regina who was removed by a Riot.

S is for Stewart who suffered a Stroke.

T is for Tanya who was terminated by Trichobezoar.

U is for Ulysses was undone by an Umbrella.

V is for Vivian who was victimized by Verminophobia.

W is for Wallace who wallowed in the Winter.

X is for Xia who was x-ed by an X-Ray.

Y is for Yakir who was yanked by a Yeti.

Z is for Zena who zoned out on a Zebra.

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MJ Shanard

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