A Comedic Street Match

Football Fiasco: A Comic Musical Match

[Narrator]:

It was a hot afternoon in the heart of the alley.

A comedy match was about to begin.

Let’s meet our heroes.

[Narrator]:

Antar – The street’s legendary striker, proud and dramatic.

Kamboura – The clumsy keeper, always in trouble.

Mashaly – The wise captain who tries to control the chaos.

Za'tar – The flashy midfielder who dances more than he passes.

Abdou Klawy – The defender with a foot like a rocket.

[Narrator]:

And the match begins…

[Antar]:

Watch me now! Glory awaits!

(strikes ball dramatically)

This goal is mine, I’ll make the news!

[Mashaly]

Focus, Antar! Pass it here!

[Antar]

Hah! I don’t pass — I conquer!

[Narrator]

Antar dances forward, full of pride... but oh no!

[Narrator]

Kamboura charges!

He steals the ball and tumbles down!

[Mashaly]:

Kamboura! You're supposed to guard the goal, not chase the ball!

[Kamboura]:

I go where the fun is! Woohoo!

[Za'tar]:

Let me show you class.

(twirls and touches ball gracefully)

Here comes the magic pass!

[Antar]:

Why pass? I’m the hero!

[Mashaly]:

Enough! Abdou Klawy, shoot!

[Abdou Klawy]:

After my beef sandwich? Fine.

(kicks hard)

Boom! That’s how we do it downtown!

[Narrator]:

The ball flies… up… away… into someone’s soup!

[Mashaly]:

Abdou! You wasted the chance!

[Abdou Klawy]:

Sorry boss. The soup looked tasty.

[Narrator]:

The match dissolves into laughter and chaos.

Kamboura fights a pigeon.

Za'tar dances with the corner flag.

Antar lays on the ground yelling, “I was fouled by gravity!”

(Final tune – Comic parade)

[All]:

In the street we play, in joy we shout,

A match of madness, that’s no doubt!

From ball to goal, from kick to fall,

We love the game — chaos and all!

[Narrator]:

Final score: No one knows. But everyone had fun.

🎭 (Curtain closes)