My girlfriend’s finally gone insane
She’s well outside her mind
Despite this drama, I remain
Though lately it’s a grind
She’s so unhappy, so upset
Bat crazy to be fair
That bug-eyed stare I won’t forget
And all because of HAIR
She battles like it’s all out war
I try to lend support
She’ll trim it, look, and cut some more
Then say “It’s still too short”
Tonight I’ll join this raving lass
For drinks out on the town
She preps before a mirrored glass
That mirror’s coming down
A curdling bleet, was that a goat
Did she just speak in tongues
I heard some words I’ll never quote
As long as I have lungs
Did Satan somehow enter in
To tease that frizzy mess
Demonic sounds emit a din
That walls cannot suppress
I’m barging in, I’ve heard enough
What hell awaits beyond
I find her well but looking rough
This Asian, (mostly) blonde
She shouts at me excitedly
Completely out of breath
“You’ll never guess who called on me
I had a brush with Death”
©️ Earl W. Pearl - 03/17/2023
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Earl W. Pearl
I’ve been writing poetry (rhyming mostly) since about 2014 and have recently transitioned to writing novels and short stories. My poetry genres are faith, humor, social issues, politics, pretty much any subject matter.
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"Do It Again" the track that would ultimately open the Beach Boys final album on Capitol Records which was released on February 10th 1969 had originally been released as a single in August of 1968. The track was the first of many post-Pet Sounds era throwbacks to the early Beach Boys sound which would become continually more cliched and eventually lead the Beach Boys to the level of self-parody they would eventually succumb to in the 1980s while their closest contemporaries The Beatles nearing the end of their run in 1969 would go on to be viewed as the most influential band of all time. However, the song itself is not bad on its surface, and it opens with a futuristic sounding (for 1969) drumbeat captured by then-Beach Boys engineer Stephen Desper using tape delays on the drums performed by Dennis Wilson and John Guerin. The song has been re-recorded numerous times over the years on various Beach Boys-related projects most notably the 2011 re-recording at Capitol studios featuring the five surviving Beach Boys at the time backed instrumentally by various members of both the Brian Wilson Band and Mike Loves touring "Beach Boys" to promote the then upcoming Beach Boys 50th Anniversary reunion tour in 2012. The hammering and power drill sound at the end of the song was an excerpt from a track called "Workshop" that was to be a part of the uncompleted "SMiLE" album.
By Sean Callaghan7 days ago in Beat
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I really like this. And gotta love the title and photo. Very clever and humorous. Great job!